Frequently Asked Questions

Are you today or tomorrow?

I am in simultaneous, colliding parallel timelines. Next question.

What color is your nose?

Nose-colored. Next question.

How many times have you gone over there ⏬➡️⬆️↕️⏫↘️↙️🔃

Many more than I could count. Next question.

How many old would you be if you walked to the moon?

Thirty-seven thousand Goobleyinkolns old. Next question.

If you had a small orange cat, would you give it tuna flavored treats, or salmon flavored treats?

Ehhhhhh, probably both. Next question.

Why are you named "Gen1x"?

Gen1x-naming-related reasons. Next question.

Are you a snail or a guy 🧍‍♂️?

A juxtaposition of both. Next question.

Are you that or this?

Either of them, whenever I feel like it. Next question.

Do you have a head or an arm sticking out?

It depends. Next question.

Do you eat?

Perhapsibly. Next question.

What is your favorite piece of that window I just broke?

That one, over there. Next question.

If you could go to mexico to eat it, would you?

Negotiable. Next question.

Do I have any more questions?

I don't know. Next question.

The answer is I don't Goodbye

Aw.